HMS Friday's Very First Podcast

At last! After months of procrastination we finally managed to record our very first podcast. Here's a few important notes about our first episode, which you can listen to in all it's glory below:

1. We record it during our lunch break which accounts for the rough and ready sound. (We will improve on this).
2. We will feature a different biscuit each week with our cuppa. Suggestions are welcome.

3. We'll chat about what we watched, took part in and experienced in the week gone by and what we have planned for the week ahead.

We apologise in advance for any poor sound quality you may experience and for the unorganised ramblings of two idiots, but it is our first time. There is some NSFW language, so you've been warned.

The music you can hear at the beginning and end of this podcast is a track called Calzaghe by the band Jumpers Knee. You can hear more of their sterling work at their Myspace page and, if you feel so inclined you can also join their Facebook group.

Biscuits we devoured this week were Border Luxurious Chocolate Gingers. Bad boys!

These Thugs Get A Very Big Surprise

This is footage from a CCTV camera inside a shop somewhere in America. As you will see three half naked thugs antagonise a man waiting to be served, before long all hell breaks loose until a freight train in an American football jersey opens a great big can of whoop ass on them all. He is like a mushroom cloud with arms. I've watched this video nearly 50 times and it gets better with every viewing. Enjoy this tasty slice of schadenfreude.

Attention Dieting Women

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General Jackson's Mobile Brightens Up Our Sunday

Waking up with a hangover on a Sunday to face yet another day of miserable soul sucking weather is a fucking nightmare at best, but this little ray of sunshine courtesy of General Sir Mike Jackson and his mobile phone on the Andrew Marr Show brought a big smile to our faces.