Now This Is How You Protest

Getting angry is fine, getting vocal is even better, taking to the streets is perfect but having a protest picnic is definitely the way forward. Here's a video of two people filmed by Don't Panic soaking up some rays, drinking a little champagne and treating themselves to some juicy strawberries on the grounds of a very large house.

The uppity, prehistoric thieving arsehole who owns this wonderful property, which the British public has paid for the upkeep of, is none other than Anthony Steen, the Conservative MP for Totnes in England. The right honourable Mr Steen helped himself to around £90,000 of taxpayers money to spend on the maintenance of his grounds and guess what? He doesn't think there's anything wrong with that. In fact Mr Steen believes the reason everyone has their panties all up in a tight bunch about his spending habits is down to nothing more than jealousy. Recently interviewed on Radio Four Mr Steen vented his spleen and stated: "Do you know what this is about? Jealousy. I have got a very, very large house. Some people say it looks like Balmoral. It does me nicely."

Don't Panic have the right idea, why get angry when you can get even. Seeing as a large portion of the grounds belongs to the British taxpayer they've invited us all down to share some quality summer fun in the sun. Dig out that tartan picnic rug sharpish, because this is how you protest.

Listen to Mr Steen's radio interview HERE. His pomposity is astounding.