Chk, Chk, Boom!

What happens when today's narsissitic, twitter, facebook obsessed youth wittness a serious crime. A crime so serious it leaves somebody fighting for their life? They see the whole thing unfold in front of them and the only way of expressing how they feel about the terrible crime is to a TV camera. Cue racism, action movie sound effects, inappropriate smiling, total lack of humanity and the use of the word "awesome". Sadly it appears the wrong person has been shot here although Carol Thatcher will be proud.

"You Just Pissed On a Gypsy In The Middle Of Nowhere."

You can take Transformers 2, the new Harry Potter movie, Watchmen and Terminator Salvation and ram them right up your muck spreader. There is and will be only one film worth watching in 2009 and it's called Bronson. Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, he of the Pusher Trilogy fame, and starring newcomer Tom Hardy as Charles Bronson, (no not the Death Wish bloke), it tells the true story of a Welsh born strongman and bare knuckle boxer, who has spent most of his life in prison. If this performance doesn't put Hardy on the Hollywood map then...just watch the trailer.