A Bona Fide Tool Of Oppression

You just know this arsehole was bullied a lot at school. Watch the video above as Texas Deputy Chris Bieze tasers a 72 year-old woman. That's right this failure pile of flesh decided that shooting an old lady with two darts and then pumping her elderly body with tens of thousands of volts of electricity was well within the boundaries of normality. Regardless of the fact that his Sasquatchian frame could have easily overpowered the woman from Midlle Earth.
Apparently the little old lady was pulled for being slightly over the speed limit in a construction zone and refused to sign for the speeding ticket. Way to go Deputy Bieze you bagged yourself a real Ma Barker, you better rush off to deed poll so you can change your name to Elliot Ness. Levelling up big fella. Levelling up.

Dry Your Bloodshot Eyes

Here's a Youtube video of vapid actor and Hollywood pest Ashton Kutcher in an early morning sailor's hat complaining about the noise of construction workers building a house next door to his palatial mansion. His childish rant centres on the fact that the workers are "pounding, welding steel", (whatever the fuck that means?), at 7am in the morning, yes that's right, seven o'clock in the morning! How inconsiderate of these members of the working class to rise so early to provide a wage for their families to stave off the encroaching recession. He also complains that his neighbour is a "Jackass" and "Dickweed" for having the audacity to build a house and that he's making this video for "legal reasons". RANT HERE.

There is now also an apology video of Ashton explaining to his fan that he was a little rash and his outburst was unnecessary. It also gives us a fascinating insight into the actor's ordinary working day as he peps himself up to eat a salad. Some people build houses for living others eat lettuce. The world is a crazy place. APOLOGY HERE.