Brooke Hogan Is Classy

Album art can either make or break the sale of a band's latest endeavour. Through the ages there have been some classics, which in fairness have been more memorable than the songs and some have been downright awful, which neatly links us to this fucking eyesore.

Hulk Hogan's mega rich daughter is a tad confused as to what to do with her life, so just like all the other rich kids in America she's launched a pop career and here is the artwork for her second album. As you can see Brooke has plumped for a cover which would look more at home if it had been airbrushed onto the side of a Californian paedophile's converted van or the bonnet of some mid-life crisis suffering 65 year-old's Trans Am. Not to mention the fact that she obviously sees herself as some hybrid belly dancing angel with white hair? Classy, subtle, understated, just like her vest wearing, perma-tanned old man.

Kate Moss Gave Rihanna Herpes - Allegedly

One of the only celebrity gossip websites worth looking at www.popbitch.com, is reporting that the Internet is flooded with allegations that Rihanna's boyfriend Chris Brown, who was arrested over the weekend for giving her a black eye, assaulted the pop star because she gave him herpes.

Brown now faces a possible nine year prison sentence and sleepless nights of irritable burning, after he hit and apparently bit Rihanna, as the pair were travelling in a car on Sunday night.

Taking their reader's insatiable appetite for the truth into consideration Popbitch are alleging that model Kate Moss is to blame for this celebrity shambles. SALACIOUS DETAILS HERE.