Gallery Of The Absurd

The above parody of Angelina Jolie is by a mysterious online artist from San Francisco, know only as 14, whose brilliant work can be seen on her website www.galleryoftheabsurd.com.

In her own words: "14 illustrates the sordid world of gossip and slander while trying to keep a straight face." Take it from us, after browsing through her site, looking at her work, your face will be far from straight. GALLERY HERE

This Article Will Make You Gag

Holy bibles! If you don't find yourself nauseous during or after reading this online article from MSN Enterntainment, then you are clinically dead and need to be doused in lime and buried immediately.

Entitled "Ten reasons we want the Beckhams back" by Hannah Jones, the article is crammed full of vomit inducing praise and unashamedly licks Thick-n-Thin's over-paid celebrity derrieres. Just so you know what you're getting yourself into here's a small taster of what to except:

Concerning the tabloids: "How much easier will it be for them to follow Victoria’s latest shopping expedition or Cruz’s latest breakdancing showcase when they’re actually on the same continent?"

On Posh's sense of humour: "Victoria’s actually funny, in a very British way. Dry, self-deprecating… it’s no surprise she didn’t win over a country, (America), that famously don’t get irony."

On fucking acid: "Over the last 12 years, King David, Queen Victoria and the three little princes have practically become our new royal family."

Journalism at it's finest. TOILET PAPER HERE

Kate Moss Gave Rihanna Herpes - Allegedly

One of the only celebrity gossip websites worth looking at www.popbitch.com, is reporting that the Internet is flooded with allegations that Rihanna's boyfriend Chris Brown, who was arrested over the weekend for giving her a black eye, assaulted the pop star because she gave him herpes.

Brown now faces a possible nine year prison sentence and sleepless nights of irritable burning, after he hit and apparently bit Rihanna, as the pair were travelling in a car on Sunday night.

Taking their reader's insatiable appetite for the truth into consideration Popbitch are alleging that model Kate Moss is to blame for this celebrity shambles. SALACIOUS DETAILS HERE.