This Article Will Make You Gag

Holy bibles! If you don't find yourself nauseous during or after reading this online article from MSN Enterntainment, then you are clinically dead and need to be doused in lime and buried immediately.

Entitled "Ten reasons we want the Beckhams back" by Hannah Jones, the article is crammed full of vomit inducing praise and unashamedly licks Thick-n-Thin's over-paid celebrity derrieres. Just so you know what you're getting yourself into here's a small taster of what to except:

Concerning the tabloids: "How much easier will it be for them to follow Victoria’s latest shopping expedition or Cruz’s latest breakdancing showcase when they’re actually on the same continent?"

On Posh's sense of humour: "Victoria’s actually funny, in a very British way. Dry, self-deprecating… it’s no surprise she didn’t win over a country, (America), that famously don’t get irony."

On fucking acid: "Over the last 12 years, King David, Queen Victoria and the three little princes have practically become our new royal family."

Journalism at it's finest. TOILET PAPER HERE