Phelps Is Our New Hero

Olympic merman Michael Phelps apparently lost $2,000 during a game of beer pong at the same party where he was photographed taking a hit off a bong. Newspapers are reporting that the swimming champion pulled out a roll of cash at the party, being held at the University of South Carolina, staked it all during the beer drinking competition and lost.
Apparently eight stoners people have been arrested following the famous Bongate picture including the owner of the bong, who was trying to sell it on EBay for $100,000.

As the tabloids hilariously appear to grow morals and lay into the Olympic champion, we here at HMS Friday would like to congratulate the man for making an effort. Getting high, drunk and losing a small fortune in the same night usually leads to some sort of legendary status. At long last we have a sportsman with some character and personality. All hail Phelps. MORE HERE